Warning: good luck.

Warning: good luck.

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noirhummingbird:

» [21/50] favorite female television characters (in alphabetical order)

Jane Kerkovich-Williams - Happy Endings

noirhummingbird:

» [21/50] favorite female television characters (in alphabetical order)

Jane Kerkovich-Williams - Happy Endings

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I bought Max a lotto ticket with last week’s winning numbers. I also DVR’d last week’s numbers announcement. So when we play Max the clip, he’ll think he won and flip out. It’s the perfect prank. You got it?

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Dream team, baby!

Dream team, baby!

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“What was your endgame? You knew the couch was rigged!”

“What was your endgame? You knew the couch was rigged!”

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You’re working with Max, aren’t you?

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